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rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via w-ave)

raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

(via love-foreverlove)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: babyhongbin, via gene-queen)

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

(via gene-queen)

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

(via gene-queen)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via merope-gaunt)

Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante, via aerumnous)

I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.

hefuckin:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

xxchinatown:

iverbz:

incognegroo:

Semaj recalls having a 3some that goes incredible wrong

"you might be gay son"

loool bruh

Perfect end

I’m deadddd bruhhhh that’s why I don’t do trains my nuts be crazy too I woulda prolly hit slime in the chin and gave him a facial accidentally

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via joshhutcherson-forever-love)

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

(via heart)