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cracked:

Making nothing cool with a magic plasticbot does not compute.

4 Horrible Ways We’re Bringing Sci-Fi Technologies to Life

caliifornication:

Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am

(via 943451-child-please)

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via ireallylikewaffles)

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

(via goodwinterinfrance)

theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

(via sanmewr)